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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 06:20:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So my friend Kregg is explaining to our pool opponents that we&#8217;re leaving after this game&#8230; Kregg: Yeah, we&#8217;re leaving soon, it&#8217;s almost our bedtime. Me: Please don&#8217;t refer to it as our bedtime! Kregg: Our totally separate bedtimes!]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.mattjm.com/wordpress/2008/09/03/230/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2008 21:29:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From a column by Peggy Noonan: &#8220;Religious conservatives know something&#8217;s wrong with us, that man&#8217;s a mess. They are not left dazed by the latest applications of this fact. &#8220;This just in&#8212;there&#8217;s a lot of sinning going on out there&#8221; is not a headline they&#8217;d understand to be news.&#8221; Link to full column: http://online.wsj.com/article/declarations.html]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.mattjm.com/wordpress/2008/08/14/quote-51/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:14:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Upon showing up at a WYC meeting wearing a nice shirt, I was accused of being gainfully employed: &#8220;Matt, you&#8217;re dressed like you&#8217;re gainfully employed!&#8221; &#8212;Brandon Whitehead]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.mattjm.com/wordpress/2008/08/11/quote-50/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Aug 2008 18:03:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I never get in trouble&#8212;I&#8217;m too good looking and too charming.&#8221; &#8212;Me]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.mattjm.com/wordpress/2008/08/07/quote-49/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 07:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;m hungry&#8212;I&#8217;m going to eat some strawberries.&#8221; &#8212;Me]]></description>
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		<title>A little slow&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.mattjm.com/wordpress/2008/07/22/a-little-slow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 08:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[[Standing in an alley, my buddy starts making a weird sound while smoking a cigarette] Me: Dude, what is that? Did your cigarette go out? Buddy: Uhh&#8230;it&#8217;s not a cigarette. Me: Ohhh&#8230;is that why we&#8217;re standing in this back alley? Buddy: Yeah&#8230;I, uh, thought you figured that out. Me: I&#8217;m a little slow&#8230; So, yes, [...]]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.mattjm.com/wordpress/2008/04/08/quote-48/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:12:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(8:09:00 PM) matt@mattjm.com/Home: I HATE EVERYTHING (8:09:23 PM) Heather Fuller: nownow. there are plenty of things you like. but i realize you are not to be reasoned with at the moment.]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.mattjm.com/wordpress/2007/09/12/quote-47/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:30:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From an old guy at the Twin Falls County Fair (in Idaho): &#8220;Well it turns out our senator&#8217;s a queer, but I knew he was a queer back when we elected him in 1980!&#8221;]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.mattjm.com/wordpress/2007/08/28/quote-46/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2007 22:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today a woman on campus asked me for directions: Her: Can you tell me where the library is? Me: Which one? Her: The big main one. Me: &#8230;that doesn&#8217;t necessarily help. Her: soofalo or whatever. I gave her directions to the Suzallo Library.]]></description>
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		<link>http://www.mattjm.com/wordpress/2007/06/07/quotes-11/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jun 2007 07:59:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Sir, you are clearly someone who is concerned about the environment.&#8221; &#8212;Greenpeace guy on the Ave. &#8220;&#8230;and I have the right not to care. I shouldn&#8217;t have said that.&#8221; &#8212;Me]]></description>
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