How can you get bored when you have firearms? —Dan Dameron<\/p>\n
That’s a bag Matt, it’s not your cape. —Brian McNally, co-worker<\/p>\n
Because you’re a f***ing moron, that’s why!!! —Miles Crawford, former co-worker and all-around nice guy<\/p>\n
I just don’t want to crush my hair… —James Malone, co-worker<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
How can you get bored when you have firearms? —Dan Dameron That’s a bag Matt, it’s not your cape. —Brian McNally, co-worker Because you’re a f***ing moron, that’s why!!! —Miles Crawford, former co-worker and all-around nice guy I just don’t want to crush my hair… —James Malone, co-worker<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[5,1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mattjm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mattjm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mattjm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mattjm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mattjm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=72"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.mattjm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":582,"href":"https:\/\/www.mattjm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/72\/revisions\/582"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mattjm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=72"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mattjm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=72"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mattjm.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=72"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}