Me: So we have this Unix guru at work….
Cliff: Is he from the old days? Is he a mighty power from the ancient times—filled with arcane knowledge from the forgotten days?

“Fortune favors the absentminded.” –Roommate

Cory: You can put FreeBSD on a toaster for goodness’ sake!
Jesse and I: No, That’s NetBSD that you put on a toaster.


Cliff: You seem like type that would have a girlfriend, Matt.
Abe: Yeah, Matt, you seem like a breeder.

Abe is an anthropologist, that’s sort of the way he thinks…